Tim Vine

Tim Vine

(7 customer reviews)


Tim Vine is well known on the comedy circuit, for having more punch lines per minute than any other comedian. At full pelt, Tim can spray out 10 jokes a minute and he became a Guinness World Record Breaker; for telling the most number of jokes in one hour.

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Tim Vine: TV Comedy

Tim is no stranger to TV  and has been seen on our screens in both series of ‘The Sketch Show’ (ITV1). The first series won a BAFTA award for best comedy, and alongside Lee Mack in ‘Not Going Out’ (BBC). Other credits include ‘The Royal Variety Performance’, ‘Jim Davidson Presents’ (both for BBC1) and Comic Relief’s Fame Academy (BBC1).

Comedy Tour

Tim toured the UK with his own show ‘The Joke Machine Gun Tour’. Which was hugely successful, and was shortly followed by the release of his debut DVD ‘Tim Vine Live’. He has also been the host of “Fluke” (Channel 4 short listed for Montreux Golden Globe Award), his show ‘Whittle’ for Channel 5, ‘Housemates’ (BBC 1); and as well as his own show ‘The Tim Vine Christmas Present’ (Channel 5).

First For Channel 5

Tim was the first man ever to appear on Channel 5. Co-host of the first show they broadcast called ‘This is Five’; and guest host on ‘Not the Jack Docherty Show’ (Ch5).

Tim has also appeared on:

  • Time Vine Travels In Time
  • The Des O’Connor Show
  • Saturday Live
  • Talking Telephone Numbers
  • The Stand up Show
  • Call my Bluff
  • Give us a Clue
  • Night Fever

Tim Vine Stand Up

At home in stand up comedy, Tim is a regular at The Edinburgh Festival; and his sell out shows always receive rave reviews. Of his show ‘I’m Vine thanks!‘, Scotland on Sunday said “he’s magnificent and like no-one else in Edinburgh”. Tim received critical acclaim for his shows at the Montreal ‘Just for Laughs’ comedy festival and also won the ‘Best Newcomer Award’ at the Perrier Awards in 1995. Total sell out at the Edinburgh festival is now on tour; feel the electricity as plastic Elvis hits the stage backed by his incredible five piece the High Noon Band.

One Liners

I went down to my local ice cream shop, and said ‘I want to buy an ice cream’. He said ‘Hundreds & thousands?’ I said ‘We’ll start with one’.

Tim’s comedy material is simple, hilarious and award winning. He has twice won the sought after prize, for the funniest joke at the Edinburgh Fringe festival. First in 2010 with “I’ve just been on a once in a lifetime holiday… I’ll tell you what, never again” and in 2014 with the joke “I decided to sell my Hoover… Well it was just collecting dust”.

Tim won second prize in the same competition in 2011 for “Crime in multi-storey car parks… That’s wrong on so many levels”. Again coming second in 2012 with the joke “Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back… Luckily I was the one facing the telly”.

Tim Vine Corporate Comedy

Tim has entertained many blue chip companies around the world. With his uniquely silly comic style and is always in demand for after dinner speaking, award hosting and presentations.

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7 reviews for Tim Vine

  1. The Sunday Times

    Blissfully Hilarious

  2. Time Out

    Exceptionally amusing

  3. The Guardian

    An inspired medley of out-to-lunch one-liners

  4. Reed Business Information Ltd

    Excellent, he was full of enthusiasm.

  5. KAT Creative

    Tim was a superb host. He held the audience for the duration of the awards. we have had excellent feedback from our guests.

  6. Izzy Robson, Account Manager, First Event

    I’m pleased to report Tim was fantastic! The crowd reacted really well to his act, then pen song got such a cheer when he caught it I thought the roof was going to come off! Please pass on my personal thanks to Tim – I only managed to meet him briefly as I was manic – but also from my client and the guests – the feedback has been amazing for the evening. Thanks for your help too, hope to work together again in the future.

  7. McCarthy Stone Foundation

    What a great night, the audience loved Tim, and it was the perfect way to warm the evening up. Loads of positive comments, and the CEO definitely enjoyed it. I’ve had so many compliments on the evening, it was exactly as I had hoped and I’m so pleased we invested in Tim to deliver a great performance.

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